1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:07,380 Therefore, in the name of our cause, I urge you to preach the gospel 2 00:00:07,380 --> 00:00:11,140 of liberation to the oppressed and uninformed. 3 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:18,980 Particularly, I want you to concentrate on the young and those not yet spoiled 4 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:22,860 by the hogwash of male propaganda. 5 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:27,040 Recruit the young! The pubescent young! 6 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:29,120 The pubescent young! 7 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:57,520 with the size of their brains, but with the size of their genitals. The bigger 8 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:04,280 the penis, the greater success, and the greater our misfortune. Right 9 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,100 on. Down with male chauvinistic pigs. 10 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:15,180 Down with dirty old men. Down with horny old windbacks. Down with schmucks. Hey, 11 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:16,340 why don't you go get laid? 12 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:49,780 Won't you take a queen? 13 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:44,820 Oh. Oh. 14 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:20,110 Are you ready? 15 00:07:57,870 --> 00:07:58,870 done, buddy. 16 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,890 Fuck you, Cecil. 17 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:08,750 That's easy enough for you to say. Don't get lost. Will you go jerk off or 18 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:09,750 something? 19 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:11,990 I gotta talk to Boopsy. 20 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:13,590 What about? 21 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:17,270 About the penetration of a certain body. 22 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:19,230 Whose body? 23 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:21,530 He wants you to stick a finger up his ass. 24 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:24,250 Wrong. The ass of the woman's livers. 25 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,250 What? 26 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,580 That's right. I want you to become a woman's liberationist. 27 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,200 Me? 28 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,320 Poopsie, boopsie, and all the rest that goes with it. 29 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:39,780 But why? 30 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:43,960 I want to expose them for the dirty bunch of lesbians they really are. 31 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:04,650 I didn't mean to startle you. 32 00:09:05,050 --> 00:09:06,190 Well, that's okay. 33 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:10,750 My name's Gloria. What's yours? 34 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:14,830 Oh, looks like Lucy and Pussy are at it again. 35 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:16,750 Lucy and who? 36 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:21,050 Pussy. That's what everyone calls her on account of Lucy likes pussy. 37 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,150 Oh. 38 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,230 Who's she? 39 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:29,250 That's Fuller Bull, our president. 40 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:31,850 What's her name? 41 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,230 That's it. 42 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,100 Pussy's after pussy, not me. 43 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,120 Oh, for goodness sake. 44 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:01,880 You're in line after her. Go take your place next to her. 45 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,940 I'm not at all sure that is my place. 46 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,520 You're not sure? 47 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:11,980 Well, I'm telling you that over there is your place. I had no idea that this was 48 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,820 a sex-oriented organization. 49 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:19,060 It isn't. It's a female sex-oriented organization. 50 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,060 That's what I was afraid of. 51 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:23,420 You're afraid of the women's lib movement? 52 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:25,660 No, I'm afraid of pussy. 53 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:30,620 I don't believe this. You're among the pussy here, and you better get used to 54 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,439 it and fast. 55 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:37,500 It may be a dog-eat-dog world out there, but it's a pussy-eat-pussy world down 56 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,000 here. Am I right, girls? 57 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:40,380 Yes! 58 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,470 in your endeavors. 59 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:16,410 Your orientation to the women's lib movement begins tomorrow. 60 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:22,590 And although your classes will include sexology, please wear clothes to 61 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:24,350 classes. Attention! 62 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,700 Sweet-looking broads. Crazy. 63 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,180 They had me up a fence. 64 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,180 I damn nearly lost my balls. 65 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,160 Well, you just keep on running. 66 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,380 With pictures like these, you'll be running straight to the bank. 67 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,960 Oh, I'm not going up there again. Sure you are. 68 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,420 Come on, Cease, you're forgetting about Boobsie. She's there to help you, you 69 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,420 know that. You go. 70 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,540 If I go, I go all the way. 71 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,440 Not only am I going to get you your story, but I'm going to have those girls 72 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,460 hot for my bod. 73 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,980 Boy, are you going to be disappointed. 74 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:21,770 Oh, come on. See, the trouble with you is you're giving them too much credit. 75 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:25,230 I mean, they're just women. They need a man to straighten them out. 76 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:26,870 You're dreaming. 77 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,650 I think I have an idea. 78 00:13:58,550 --> 00:13:59,570 What does he want? 79 00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:00,850 Why doesn't he go away? 80 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:04,670 He's trying to tell us he's hungry. 81 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:06,710 It's a trick. 82 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:10,110 Go away or I'll ring the alarm. 83 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,890 Please, he's trying to tell us he can't eat things. 84 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,370 All right then, he can have my lunch. 85 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,110 That's out. 86 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:24,710 Good, now I can have my lunch back. 87 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,240 How is he? Oh, wait. 88 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:41,200 He's just hungry. Let's take him inside and give him something to eat. No man 89 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 allowed. 90 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:47,540 How can you be so unfeeling? Can't you see he's... Show me a man who is. 91 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,020 Please, just for a little while. No one will have to know. 92 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,540 All right then, but let me quit now. 93 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,950 Who's to give me your lunch? 94 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:43,830 He's stuffed. 95 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,230 What the devil is this? 96 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,270 He's Lucifer from hell. 97 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,090 Like hell he is. 98 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,480 Did my lunch do all that? 99 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,420 She's trying to show us something. 100 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,040 Yeah, he's a strong mother. 101 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,780 He's deaf and dumb. 102 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,380 He'd make a fine workhorse. 103 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,800 Deaf and dumb, you say? 104 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,300 Can't hear a thing. Can't tell me about it. 105 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,300 Perfect. 106 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,620 Give him a hot meal and send him to work on the double. 107 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,780 So let's take a look at the female sex system. 108 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:45,120 It has depth to it. It is an ocean overflowing with goodwill. 109 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,680 It consists of two parts. 110 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,920 One, 111 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:52,620 the vagina, an ingenious protective system. 112 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:59,940 With proper muscle control, she can castrate a male. And two, it has a 113 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:02,720 penis of its own that clitoris. 114 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:09,339 In fact, It is by manipulating the clitoris that the female reaches her 115 00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:12,200 climax. And what a climax it is. 116 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:17,099 Now, she does not need a male to do this. She can manage. 117 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,040 Wrong! Wrong! 118 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,940 What are you talking about? 119 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:38,040 Oh, you know what I mean. You should have never come here in the first place. 120 00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,400 Definitely. Thank God. 121 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:45,420 I was just trying to keep an eye out for you, that's all. Oh, sure you were. I 122 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:48,460 know what you're here after, and it won't work. 123 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:51,140 I don't know what you're talking about. 124 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,400 Oh, yeah? 125 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:57,200 You think those chicks are going to be mesmerized by your sexy body? 126 00:23:57,850 --> 00:24:01,890 Well, forget it. They won't go for you. Well, just so long as they don't go for 127 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:02,769 you, okay? 128 00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:04,990 Oh, I'm just doing this for a joke. 129 00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:06,430 Same with me. 130 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:07,830 Sure you are. 131 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,840 pointing his gun at you and at you. 132 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,900 Hey, you out there. Oh, well, where was I? 133 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,780 Oh, back to the gun. 134 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:04,520 Girl, man has capitalized on his peanuts for centuries. 135 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:11,520 He has used that to gain supremacy over women. He has fired so many with 136 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,560 it, it might as well have been a machine gun. 137 00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:17,560 And yet, he has not... 138 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,420 succeeded in destroying us. 139 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,560 You may ask why. 140 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,060 I'll tell you why. 141 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:30,140 Because we are the stronger of the two. We are superior to the man. We must 142 00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:34,340 stand up to him the same way he stands up to us. 143 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,820 We must destroy his gun. 144 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:43,920 He has shoved that into us, pumped that into us, and drilled that into us. 145 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:47,100 It's no wonder we're coming up to him. 146 00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:54,140 The male organ is great in combat. But how is it outside of a battlefield? 147 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,260 It is pulped. 148 00:29:57,220 --> 00:30:02,540 Is it sexually gratifying to women? No, it is not. 149 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:07,380 What good is it then? Does it ever come in handy? 150 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,820 Indeed it does. 151 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:16,760 It comes into your hand and into mine. And personally, I find her disgusting. 152 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,830 committee has passed judgment on it, calling it good for nothing. 153 00:30:24,930 --> 00:30:29,290 It has declared a full-scale war against the male. 154 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:35,430 It has ordered his ammunition bags empty and his gun destroyed. 155 00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:43,650 He is up to his neck in trouble, and now he's going to lose his head. 156 00:30:57,290 --> 00:31:00,210 He'll probably walk through the door with his pants down and start to shoot. 157 00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:02,810 What do you want with him anyway? 158 00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:04,049 He's a man. 159 00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:04,969 He's a man, pussy. 160 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:06,110 He's a half a man. 161 00:31:06,410 --> 00:31:07,670 What is a half a man? 162 00:31:08,050 --> 00:31:09,370 Now I'm your mission guy. 163 00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:12,870 What about his gun? 164 00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:14,110 He has a gun, doesn't he? 165 00:31:14,450 --> 00:31:18,250 Even if he has, he's so stupid, he doesn't know what it is. 166 00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:24,250 I mean, he's so stupid that even if someone put it in his hand, he wouldn't 167 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,250 know what to do with it. 168 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,020 No one could be that dumb. 169 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,480 He is. 170 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:30,760 I tell just by looking at him. 171 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,460 Let's put him to a test. 172 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,440 Tell him to take it off. 173 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,440 Yeah, take it off. 174 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:40,660 Up. 175 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:41,840 Take it off, dummy. 176 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:43,900 Down. 177 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:59,780 He might not have a lot up here, but, boy, he sure makes up for that sweat. 178 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,700 He's a man, all right. 179 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,380 Dig the size of those bags. 180 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,100 They're filled with powder. 181 00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:08,340 Does that mean he's hot? 182 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,960 No, it means he's stupid. 183 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,180 In order to shoot, he'd have to get his gun in a firing position. 184 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,760 And judging from the looks of things, he ain't never gonna get it up. 185 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:30,240 Stop shushing. This is the baddest blind. 186 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,620 He's also an idiot. 187 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,900 He may be an idiot, but he looks fantastic. 188 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,860 Dig those broad shoulders. 189 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,140 I like them better from the waist down. 190 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,020 Honest to God, let's come over you two. 191 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,740 Well, I meant it strictly in a geometrical sense. 192 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,860 What has broad shoulders got to do with geometry? 193 00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:48,460 Well, they're part of the triangle which embeds weight. 194 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,800 Well, I don't know anything about geometry. 195 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,200 I sure like those muscles. 196 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,460 Artistically speaking, of course. 197 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,980 Of course. 198 00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:58,900 He's leaving. 199 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:00,520 Come on, let's follow him. 200 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,740 What for? 201 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,180 For geometry's sake. To observe his triangle. 202 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,020 The only triangle I'm interested in is the one between his legs. 203 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,260 I'd like to smash it with my foot. 204 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,340 For science's sake. 205 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,520 Bye-bye. Don't study too hard. 206 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:29,970 Have you ever made love to a man before? 207 00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:31,810 I did. 208 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:32,910 How did it feel? 209 00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:35,690 Well, it wasn't too bad, actually. 210 00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:39,070 I'd like to try it just once, just to know how it feels. 211 00:33:40,330 --> 00:33:42,350 Yeah, I'd like to refresh my memory. 212 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:46,930 You know, we could seduce the deaf-mute. He's so dumb, he'd never even know what 213 00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:47,930 happened to him. 214 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,710 What if someone finds out? 215 00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,610 Well, keep watch. Don't tell anybody. 216 00:33:57,390 --> 00:33:58,009 What are you doing? 217 00:33:58,010 --> 00:33:59,490 Checking to see if it isn't a dud. 218 00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:01,790 Careful how you handle it. It's a firearm, you know. 219 00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:03,850 Yeah, I know. 220 00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:07,030 He's up. 221 00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:08,850 All the way up. 222 00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:15,150 Well, come on, Glory. Don't just stand there. Help me. 223 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:16,550 What do we do now? 224 00:34:16,870 --> 00:34:17,870 Hey, give me a hand. 225 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,210 What do we do now? 226 00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:25,550 I'll show you. 227 00:34:30,090 --> 00:34:31,090 What's up, dummy? 228 00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:35,550 Boy, Gloria, you were right. 229 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:36,810 He's dumb. 230 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:40,630 I knew why, by the way, he kept smiling. Sure sign of retardation. 231 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:46,530 Where's Gloria? I haven't seen her all day. 232 00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:49,150 She's in the bushes, studying geometry. 233 00:34:49,949 --> 00:34:53,449 What? Yeah, she's this flatbag, straight after the best news. 234 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,780 I love the wood. Can I brush it for you? 235 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:53,220 Go ahead. 236 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:57,560 Hey, you're just about something that's in the bushes, aren't you? 237 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,200 Are you? 238 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,080 Don't be silly. 239 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:04,140 Well, what is it then? 240 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,840 You know what? 241 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,320 You guys really kill me. 242 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,320 You really do. 243 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:14,740 All you ever do is talk about the women's live movement. 244 00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:17,810 And how to fight the male pig. 245 00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:22,290 But when nobody's looking, you kick the pig's ass, right? 246 00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:25,410 And you know what? You know what I think? 247 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:28,310 You're a bunch of friggin' horny bitches. 248 00:39:28,850 --> 00:39:31,150 And you can't think straight. 249 00:39:31,590 --> 00:39:36,630 The minute then you run around crying and blaming the man for your own 250 00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:39,230 stupidity. And something else. 251 00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:43,110 You are just female chauvinists. 252 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,700 I really think the only reason that you're not with the man is because 253 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:51,700 you're afraid of him. 254 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,960 That's not true. 255 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,640 I hate men. 256 00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,020 I despise them. 257 00:39:58,300 --> 00:39:59,300 Why? 258 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,900 Because my own father raped me when I was seven. 259 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:05,240 He died a couple of months ago of cancer. 260 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,440 And he left fortune, but not to me. 261 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,520 Do you know what he did? 262 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:12,180 Huh? 263 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,920 He said I could have the money, but only if I gave him a child. 264 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,560 The bastard. 265 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,760 He knows how I am. 266 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,520 He made me into what I am. 267 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:28,600 But I hate his bloody money even more than I hate him. 268 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,520 And I'm going to get even with him. 269 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:33,800 And if it kills me, believe me, I'll do it. 270 00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:38,340 You can't blame the whole world for something one man did. 271 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,840 I don't blame the whole world. Only men. 272 00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:43,340 And I'm standing up for my rights as a woman. 273 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:48,120 And I suppose that's what Gloria and Flatback were doing when they were on 274 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,920 top of the dummy? 275 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:52,660 What? 276 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,740 Well, I suppose you people wouldn't know about that. But a woman doesn't have to 277 00:40:56,740 --> 00:41:00,560 fight. It's her privilege. All she has to do is spread her legs and she's got 278 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,280 it. They'll be expelled from the movement as soon as Fuller Bull hears 279 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,280 about it. Believe me. 280 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:12,200 Full of bull is full of bull. She can't wait to get in the sack with me. And the 281 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:17,060 only reason she's in this lib movement is because she can't get any from 282 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:19,860 anybody. Oh, she's doing all right. 283 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,460 And you know, you're doing all right, too. 284 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,640 In fact, you're very special. 285 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,260 That's why I like you. And very understanding. 286 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,000 So beautiful. 287 00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:41,450 we propagate ourselves without the help of the man. 288 00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:43,470 Very easily. 289 00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:48,930 With the use of a do-it-yourself kit invented by my colleague Fern 290 00:41:48,930 --> 00:41:49,990 Hornishavsky. 291 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:54,070 Just exactly what is this baby maker? 292 00:41:54,970 --> 00:42:00,430 Well, it is a thermal tube with spermatozoa already in it. 293 00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:04,910 All you have to do is stick it in your nowhere and cross your legs. 294 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:11,960 If you must have your eggs fertilized, let Fern horny chef skin to your 295 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:17,840 ovaries. With the use of her ingenious kit, your eggs will hatch quickly, 296 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,740 painlessly, allowing you to have your chicken and eat it too. 297 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:27,720 For this, we do not need man. 298 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:33,360 We need studs with strong hands jerking off in the laboratories. 299 00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:36,650 Miss Kakanovich, can you help me? 300 00:42:37,490 --> 00:42:38,890 I need a baby maker. 301 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,590 What do you need it for? 302 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:41,788 A baby. 303 00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:46,750 You see, I'm paid a million dollars, but only if I have a baby. 304 00:42:47,770 --> 00:42:50,110 It's my father. He hates me. 305 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:52,770 Well, I've got some more bad news for you. 306 00:42:53,230 --> 00:42:55,030 We're completely out of sperm. 307 00:42:55,770 --> 00:42:57,170 Out of sperm? But how? 308 00:42:57,670 --> 00:43:03,170 Well, Fern and me, we've been sort of experimenting, you know. 309 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,560 No, I don't know. 310 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,040 Let me think. 311 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:11,580 There's a sperm bank on Lexington and Phipps. A sperm bank? 312 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,440 Yeah. There's only one person. 313 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,740 You don't qualify. 314 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,800 I don't qualify. Why not? 315 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,120 Well, they don't give sperm to unmarried lesbians. 316 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,960 Class dismissed. 317 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:32,660 Oh, God. What am I going to do now? 318 00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:18,029 All right. 319 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,030 Stick him up. 320 00:44:20,170 --> 00:44:24,490 Turn around. 321 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:28,850 It is a hold-up. 322 00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:36,510 You have 323 00:44:36,510 --> 00:44:39,490 nothing to worry about. 324 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,030 Just hit me once and we'll be on our way. 325 00:44:43,190 --> 00:44:44,470 What do you want? 326 00:44:44,730 --> 00:44:45,730 Your sperm. 327 00:44:46,510 --> 00:44:47,510 My sperm. 328 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,230 Don't flatter yourself, boy. 329 00:44:50,930 --> 00:44:52,670 I don't care whose sperm it is. 330 00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:54,450 Just as long as I get some. 331 00:44:55,050 --> 00:45:00,150 It's... In there. 332 00:45:00,930 --> 00:45:03,050 You better stay here. He's in company. 333 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,060 You want me to do it over again? 334 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,840 No. I'd like you to hand it over. 335 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,660 Just keep on doing what you're doing and you won't get hurt. 336 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,840 Foster. 337 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,340 Foster, I'll blow your brains out. 338 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,920 One, two, three, four. 339 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,000 One, two, three. 340 00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:48,320 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, 341 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,040 three, four. One, two, three, four. 342 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:55,280 Is everyone finished? 343 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,200 Hand it over. 344 00:45:58,260 --> 00:46:01,440 Careful not to drop it, or you'll have to do it all over again. 345 00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:04,900 Let's go. 346 00:46:17,550 --> 00:46:20,170 Operator, you give me the police. 347 00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:27,050 Officer, there's been a robbery in my bank. 348 00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:29,650 How much was taken? 349 00:46:30,010 --> 00:46:31,790 Three. Three big ones, officer. 350 00:46:32,150 --> 00:46:33,370 $3,000? 351 00:46:33,770 --> 00:46:34,770 No, no. 352 00:46:35,150 --> 00:46:37,110 Three tubes of sperm. 353 00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:39,170 Three tubes of what? 354 00:46:39,670 --> 00:46:42,110 Sperm. What is this? 355 00:46:42,470 --> 00:46:43,790 It's a robbery, officer. 356 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,920 Are you crazy or something, boy? You gotta believe me, officer. 357 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,800 They ran off with my sperm. 358 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,100 Who did? 359 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,420 There were five of them with pistols. 360 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:58,460 Okay. What did they look like? 361 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,420 They were big. Very big, officer. 362 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,600 About how big? 363 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,640 Giant. 364 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,240 Giant. 365 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:11,140 What were they wearing besides their rods? 366 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:12,960 Nothing. 367 00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:20,020 They were completely naked. Are you saying five naked men, giants, 368 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:23,080 walked in and robbed you of your sperm? 369 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,540 Yes. 370 00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:26,220 No, 371 00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,320 no. They weren't men. 372 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,780 They were women. 373 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,180 You mean five naked women walked in and robbed you? Angry about it? 374 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,000 Why? Was it a dream? 375 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,740 I wasn't having these wild dreams. 376 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,320 We were all rubbing a sperm bank. 377 00:47:59,140 --> 00:48:00,560 You were in on it too. 378 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,940 Hey, what are you doing here? 379 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,940 Um, I couldn't sleep. 380 00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:08,120 In the middle of the night? 381 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,040 Yeah. 382 00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:15,960 Something bothering you? 383 00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:26,020 Uh oh. 384 00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,940 She wants to be a nun. 385 00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:14,820 What's she doing here? 386 00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:16,820 Learning about her trade. 387 00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:18,800 I'll tell you a secret. 388 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:21,840 This is as close to a nunnery as she'll ever get. 389 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,720 What light is this thing? 390 00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:36,940 Him. 391 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:38,240 The dummy? 392 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:40,500 Why not? 393 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,020 He's got what you need between his legs. 394 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,320 You know, I put something in here. 395 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,360 Don't be silly. 396 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:48,760 He's an idiot. 397 00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:50,480 He's always smiling. 398 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,120 What should I do? 399 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:57,800 The best thing would be to rape him. Oh, no. I couldn't do that. 400 00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:59,140 Why not? 401 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,840 I can't stomach me. 402 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,600 Look it. 403 00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:05,660 Pretend he's a woman. Put a sack over his head. 404 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,380 You think it would work? 405 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:09,650 Right. 406 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:19,700 I've got... 407 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,120 Do it. 408 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,640 Look. 409 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,460 We denounced the serpent and his venom-secreting glands. 410 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:37,180 However, what made us fight his apples was our love of fine art and my love of 411 01:02:37,180 --> 01:02:40,060 ancient sculpture of geometric shapes. 412 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:42,800 As for Pussy, she did it for one million bucks. 413 01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:46,380 And as for him, he's just plain dumb. 414 01:02:46,740 --> 01:02:48,980 What Gloria just said is the truth. 415 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,520 You see, we have lusted for knowledge. 416 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,320 And in our search, we accidentally stumbled on a new field of learning. 417 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:56,920 Him. 418 01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:03,140 We beg you not to destroy the Death Mute, but study him in detail, and use 419 01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,780 our discoveries to fight the entire male population. 420 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,080 Study him? 421 01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:11,000 Huh. What do you think, Takanovich? 422 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,240 Oh, man. 423 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,680 Uh, I don't know. 424 01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:18,420 Might be just what we need. 425 01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,540 A man is only as good as his erection. 426 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:30,540 Take that away from him and you've destroyed the man. 427 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:44,920 His knife... 428 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:01,680 Help me. 429 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:07,180 You still think I'm worthy of you? Show me how to be strong in the face of 430 01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:08,640 insurmountable obstacles. 431 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,960 Give me your hand. 432 01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:13,340 Lead me out into the light. 433 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,600 Help me. 434 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:24,240 Who are you? 435 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,580 A servant of God. 436 01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:30,230 Come with me, child. 437 01:05:30,630 --> 01:05:32,250 I'll show you the way to paradise. 438 01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:34,270 Come. 439 01:05:36,710 --> 01:05:38,050 Where are you taking me? 440 01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:41,650 Where is God taking you? To my place of dwelling. 441 01:05:42,010 --> 01:05:43,010 To heaven? 442 01:05:43,030 --> 01:05:44,050 No, to my apartment. 443 01:06:25,550 --> 01:06:26,550 OOF 444 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,320 Learn to drink it. Wine is what God drinks. 445 01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:11,380 Bread and wine. What else is there? 446 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,920 God certainly knows how to live. 447 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:18,840 What I want is to serve God, not to drink like him. 448 01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:22,420 And so you shall. You shall serve God, my dear. 449 01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:26,580 Tell me, how old are you? 450 01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:30,620 Sixteen. A fine age to go into servitude. 451 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:33,819 Tell me about yourself. 452 01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:41,180 There isn't very much to tell, I'm afraid. Well, are you a good little girl 453 01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:42,600 or a bad little girl? 454 01:08:42,979 --> 01:08:43,979 I'm bad. 455 01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:46,620 Oh? I'm sorry to hear that. 456 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,180 How bad are you? 457 01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:49,580 Very bad. 458 01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:53,859 Oh? I told a lie once. You told a lie once? 459 01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:56,479 Well, that's very bad indeed. 460 01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,600 Drink up. 461 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:04,180 What other bad things have you done? 462 01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:06,260 None. Believe me. 463 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:08,649 Bart. Just call me father. 464 01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:10,210 Believe me, father. 465 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:12,330 That's as bad as I've ever been. 466 01:09:12,670 --> 01:09:13,670 Well, that's pretty bad. 467 01:09:14,569 --> 01:09:15,830 Tell me what to do. 468 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:17,890 How can I cleanse my soul? 469 01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:21,430 With this. Just give it a good scrub with this. 470 01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:26,649 That's better. 471 01:09:27,189 --> 01:09:30,670 How did you ever sin with any of the girls? 472 01:09:31,149 --> 01:09:32,189 Oh, no, father. 473 01:09:32,430 --> 01:09:35,490 I ran away from girls because they were evil. 474 01:09:35,830 --> 01:09:36,850 Evil, you said? 475 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:39,719 They do. 476 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:42,340 They didn't do it yet, but they were going to. 477 01:09:42,580 --> 01:09:44,260 What? What? What? 478 01:09:44,979 --> 01:09:47,479 They were going to castrate a deaf mute. 479 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,080 They were going to... What? 480 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:55,240 I guess it means they were going to kill him. You betcha, sweet... Soul, that's 481 01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,179 what it means. 482 01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:58,080 Oh, that's... that's sad. 483 01:09:58,540 --> 01:10:00,080 That's very sad. 484 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,560 What was it made him so angry? 485 01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:08,100 I'm not sure, except it had something to do with the devil. 486 01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:09,380 The devil? 487 01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:30,220 He swells up with anger for the God and gets us all into a whole lot of trouble. 488 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,360 Why doesn't he stay in hell where he's supposed to? 489 01:10:33,780 --> 01:10:35,280 That's a very good question. 490 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,320 You say you want to serve God. 491 01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:41,520 Well, the greatest service you could do him would be to put that devil back in 492 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,900 hell where he belongs. 493 01:11:15,050 --> 01:11:18,390 Do exactly as I do. Think of nothing but the Lord God. 494 01:11:30,010 --> 01:11:34,430 Father, what's that sticking out in front of you? I've never seen it before. 495 01:11:35,170 --> 01:11:37,110 That's the devil I spoke of. 496 01:11:37,990 --> 01:11:39,470 Praise be the Lord. 497 01:11:39,870 --> 01:11:43,750 And right now he's giving me so much trouble I can hardly endure him. 498 01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:46,400 Why is it that I don't have such a devil? 499 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:49,320 Because you've got something that I have not. 500 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,760 You've got hell. 501 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,700 So that's why God has brought us together. 502 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,040 For the salvation of our souls. 503 01:11:56,460 --> 01:12:02,140 You see, by allowing me to put my devil into your hell, you not only give me a 504 01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:06,020 great deal of comfort and pleasure, but you serve your God as well. 505 01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:10,320 If I have hell in me, Father, then put the devil inside where he belongs. 506 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,920 Oh, blessings upon you, daughter. 507 01:12:13,310 --> 01:12:16,230 Here, let's get on the bed where I can better teach you how to prison this 508 01:12:16,230 --> 01:12:17,230 wretched bastard. 509 01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:35,860 with you. 510 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,180 Shouldn't he have departed from you by now? 511 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,740 That's the devil for you. You have to put him in hell. 512 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,100 You stupid moron. Fuck me. 513 01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:12,680 Oh, yeah. 514 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,000 Thank you. 515 01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:46,700 so that he may depart from you once and for all. 516 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,080 Depart from... 517 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:23,420 I've been to heaven, Aunt Flora. Of course you were. 518 01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:25,140 You must be very tired. 519 01:21:25,620 --> 01:21:28,540 I've been looking for a devil. I must find him. 520 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:30,940 A devil? What sort of devil? 521 01:21:35,220 --> 01:21:37,640 What will you do with him if you find him? 522 01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:39,620 I'll put him back in hell. 523 01:21:40,860 --> 01:21:41,860 Hallelujah. 524 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:45,780 I must find him, Aunt Flora. You haven't seen him, have you? 525 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,620 It just so happens that I have.